Brannigan, Begin Again
What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! 'It is!' My precious torso! You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit! It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men.
- I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money.
- Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating.
- Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I'm still single? It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!
- Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs?
Roswell That Ends Well
Fetal stemcells, aren't those controversial? Do a flip! Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. OK, if everyone's finished being stupid.
A Tale of Two Santas
No, she'll probably make me do it. I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. It's okay, Bender. I like cooking too.
- You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM!
- Fetal stemcells, aren't those controversial?
A Clone of My Own
Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography. Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. How much did you make me? No. We're on the top.
