Smith and Jones
I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.
- Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff.
- No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.
- I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!
The Age of Steel
Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.
Boom Town
I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You've swallowed a planet!
- I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!
- You've swallowed a planet!
- I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!
- Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today.
42
Did I mention we have comfy chairs? It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff.
