Leela's Homeworld

Why would I want to know that? Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. Kids don't turn rotten just from watching TV.

  • And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet.
  • Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies.
  • And I'm his friend Jesus.
  • We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!
  • It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?

Raging Bender

That's not soon enough! And why did 'I' have to take a cab? Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? Why not indeed! You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit!

Brannigan, Begin Again

Our love isn't any different from yours, except it's hotter, because I'm involved. THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? You mean while I'm sleeping in it?

  1. Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news!
  2. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!
  3. Fry, we have a crate to deliver.
Amazon Women in the Mood

Leela's gonna kill me. Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! One hundred dollars.