Dalek

They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Saving the world with meals on wheels. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.

  • You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?
  • All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
  • You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

Day of the Moon

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!

The Impossible Planet

I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

  1. Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today.
  2. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff.
  3. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.
  4. You hit me with a cricket bat.
  5. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
The Impossible Astronaut

They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!